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'Too old To Tour' is a
Death-Ray to the face!

Eight mind-melting tracks about your slimy future that expose your not-so-distant RoboCop destiny. If you only take 10 albums into your fallout shelter this Summer, 'Too Old to Tour' should definitely be one of 'em.

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01:35

Maggot House - 'Dead or Alive' AKA 'RoboCop Song' [Official Video]

NYPD have unveiled drones as first responders to shots fired in the coming months. Our RoboCop futures are not far away. ‘Brink of collapse 2043. Combat zone society.’ 'Dead or Alive' is a Death-Ray to the face! The city burns with corporate greed Rebel waste hatch a scheme Riots break out on the streets Shot in the dick! Your move, creep Brink of collapse 2043 Combat zone society Cyborg cop reclaims the street Dead or alive You’re coming with me Neon drugs, Nuke & Speed Crime-ridden creeps on a killing spree State-of-the-art technology Cyborg with a dead man's dreams Brink of collapse 2043 You die alone in Delta City Eat lead suckers ... I said freeze! Dead or alive You’re coming with me Support independent artists: Like, Follow & Subscribe Music & Lyrics by Maggot House Footage kindly borrowed from RoboCop

01:47

Maggot House - 'Neat City' [Official Video]

'Gentrification at every door, neighborhoods exist no more. Mom & pop get prices out, "I’m not the problem'' people shout.' Music & Lyrics by Maggot House. Video footage from social media, documentaries & NYC news. If you are the owner of this footage and want it taken down, let me know at maggothouse3000@gmail.com Lyrics: In the city there’s glitz & more Broken dreams on every floor Neon lights that pave the way And pizza rat saves the day Piss & puke everywhere Life in a box … no one cares Another stain on the sticky street Man, the city sure is neat In the city, the streets of slime Subway shooter doing time Crowded train armed to the teeth Knife in the back if you got beef Slime & Trash everywhere Life on the street & no one cares Another stain on the sticky street Man, the city sure is neat In the city where landlords play Neighborhoods turn to grey Local bars have been replaced A frozen yogurt in its place Higher rent everywhere Yuppy gent & no one cares Another stain on the sticky street Man, the city sure is neat And the world still burns

00:47

Maggot House - 'I Am The Night' [Official Video]

Puking up a 40-second homage to hardcore punk, Maggot House tells a coming-of-age story of uncontrollable urges. Support independent artists: Like, Follow & Subscribe Music & Lyrics by Maggot House: Lyrics: Ravenous at a tender age Adolescent Salad days Pubescent Death Machine Cursed to be a wolf-teen I am the night Unholy wolven fiend Unruly teenage fink Pentagram upon his hand Some day soon a wolf-man I am the night

01:48

Maggot House - Street Trash (Official Music Video)

In celebration of all things sleaze, Maggot House brings exploitation film 'Street Trash' back to life with this low brow punk release. Inspired by the 1987 cult b-movie, 'Street Trash' is explosive with cringe worthy lyrics to make any gutter punk smile. This is the first single from the new EP out Oct 13th. Prepare for a molten trash-punk takeover! Thanks to Roy Frumkes, Jimmy Muro, Mike Lackey and all involved in the original movie. Thanks to Jamie Chimino of StreetTrash78 for the feedback to just do this & the push to get this out. Buy STREET TRASH Blu: https://amzn.to/3s1eUg5 Music & Lyrics by Maggot House: All I wanted was a good time One buck for a high Me and the boys getting loaded Live free or die Street Trash Spaced-out Street Trash All out Street Trash Wiped-out Getting tanked on a junk pile Viper wine supply Stiff creeps getting shit faced We’ll take your money or your life All I wanted was a good time One buck for a high Me and the boys getting blitzed Now we’re all gonna die Street Trash Spaced-out Street Trash Ball’s out Street Trash Wiped-out Looking for a fight Gonna get tight Street Trash Spaced-out Street Trash Ball’s out Street Trash Wiped-out

01:25

Maggot House - 'Toxic Treats' [Official Video]

Are razor-blades & poisoned apples forged of urban legend? The myths of mischief night are some of the strangest tales ever told. Whether it be Helen Pfeil of Long Island dropping ant traps into the sacks of teens she thought were too old to trick or treat - or Ronald O’Brien of Deer Park, Texas who killed his own son by lacing pixi stix with cyanide for $10,000 in insurance fraud. The certainly are creeps of the night out there. 'Toxic Treats' ... Bring the FEAR back to Devil’s Night. From the new album, 'How to Talk to Extraterrestrials': https://maggothouse.wixsite.com/home/new-release Support independent artists: Like, Follow & Subscribe Music & Lyrics by Maggot House: Take candy from a stranger Rat traps in your sack Methamphetamine gummies From the Local Maniac Gum drops with rusty needles Electric Kool-aid snacks Trick or Treat Gimme Gimme Gimme! Something good to eat Cyanide pixie sticks & Arsenic sweets Razor blades in poison apples Down on Butcher Street Trick or Treat

02:28

Maggot House - 'California Greys' [Official Video]

Aliens are real! Whether you've heard whistleblower David Grusch's testimony about the US Government concealing multi-decade UFP and UAP sightings - or if you just love great Sci-Fi, Horror flicks featuring supernatural invaders, marslings and creatures from outer space - Maggot House brazenly gives you what you punk really want. The scrappy, lo-fi punk track 'California Greys' is about late night abductions on a dark desert highway (cold drink in my hand). JK. It's about little [grey] men! This is not a hoax! The mutant-themed, horror-inspired new 10-song album, 'How to Talk to Extraterrestrials' is out Friday, October 13th. Support independent artists: Like, Follow & Subscribe Music & Lyrics by Maggot House: Friday nite on the I-5 Think we’ll cruise up to Van Nuys Running towards the setting sun But it’s too late, nite fall’s begun Soon these California skies Will have too much to hide When the saucers come for you Not a thing that you can do There’s nothing you can do The Greys are watching you Creatures with atomic minds Neighbors unidentified There’s nothing you can do Spacemen are watching you Invaders come & worlds collide You can run but you can’t hide

02:42

Runaway Planet

Growing up in the 80s, Saturday morning rituals included eating Mr. T cereal, and watching WWF, Dungeon & Dragons, The Herculoids, and Thundarr the Barbarian. This instrumental track was inspired by the fantastic intro of Thundarr the Barbarian. The words 'Runaway Planet' are terrifying. Like, Follow & Subscribe. Music by Maggot House: Thundarr the Barbarian full intro: "In the year 1994, a comet hurtles between Earth and the moon. The moon is destroyed, and the Earth loses its ozone layer--causing the entire planet to be laid waste. Centuries later, Earth has become a world of savagery, super-science, and sorcery, inhabited by various evildoers, scavengers, and magicians. Thundarr, a warrior who wields a powerful sword, is joined by his friends Ookla the Mok and Princess Ariel as they make their way through this strange world."

01:32

Maggot House - 'Mutant Pub' [Lyric Video]

Rotted bodies. Corrupted minds. Punks, Creepoids, Maggots & Freaks! What dwells at Mutant Pub is not human. Another sleazy track for all creatures of the night - featuring plenty of low-budget, sci-fi obscurity. Bottoms up! Even 'Toxie' is a local…And if the boys wanna fight you'd better let 'em! Support independent artists: Like, Follow & Subscribe Music & Lyrics by Maggot House: Round of scum from the well Mutilate & raise some hell Subhumans & Oddball Freaks on Demon Drugs & Neon Speed Creepoid punks in chains & spikes A vile smile covered in slime Smells like death skin starts to peel It’s last call! More Mutant Swill! Gotta taste for toxic waste Soylent pink! Just one drink! Deaths cup! Bottoms Up! Atomic waste will melt your face! Loose with hooch on Chemical X Boot & rally throw ‘em back Buzzkills eat a bowl of fuck I’m here to party this solo sucks! Lets get fucked up at Mutant Pub!

'Too Old To Tour'' featuring eight mind-melting tracks about your slimy future!

‘Can’t Afford The Future’

No two ways about it, the future is fucked. Living on ramen noodles is a boring, boring life - and when you can’t afford Netflix anymore, shit gets real.

‘Dead or Alive’

NYPD have unveiled drones as first responders to shots fired in the coming months. Our RoboCop futures are not far away. ‘Brink of collapse 2043. Combat zone society.’ [Insert Death-Ray to the face sound here.]

‘Too Old To Tour’

Too young to die ... too old to tour. Too lazy to finish writing thi....

‘Heavy Metal Parking Lot’

Grew up a hesher through jr. high.And I’d be the Hit Parader of the parking lot if I could. If I could only find a zebra striped muscle tee today, and if I could only grow my hair out. Facts.

‘Yancy Street’

Ben Grimm me anytime. From the dirty streets of the LES, the Yancy Street Gang pranks are my favorite MARVEL running jokes. Keep Mine Kirby.

‘Gimme The Creeps’

Ever walk down a street and just wish for meteors to fall from the sky? Even been so bored you wished Leviathan would rise up out of that waterhole you are driving by? For invaders to finally invade? The daily grind is boring. I really had my fingers crossed for a zombie apocalypse when COVID came our way. ‘Gimme The Creeps’ is another track about loving the creeps & the freaks & the geeks, featuring plenty of low-budget, sci-fi obscurity.

‘Until I Die’

Take the oath. Be a Maggot. A slob until you die.

‘Neat City’

New York City is just as cool as you think it is! Really. It’s also totally worth the cost of living here. Gentrification is knocking down every door. Old neighborhoods exist no more. Mom & pop’s get priced out, but “I’m not the problem’’people shout.”

'Too old To Tour' is a Death-Ray to the face!